Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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