i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
This is the high leading the old right now
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Randomize
