why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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