okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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