It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Sober January is a disaster.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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