They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
