i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
