I'm lost and stupid without you.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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