windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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