Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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