Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I deserve this hangover.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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