Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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