there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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