Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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