Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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