What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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