question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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