Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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