no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
