It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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