can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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