He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We had sex on a dog bed..
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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