woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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