we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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