The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
All I want is dick and wine.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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