you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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