So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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