Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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