When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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