i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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