My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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