Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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