I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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