please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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