big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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