just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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