During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
ttyl tear gas
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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