yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
