I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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