Midget sex pt 2 tonight
that's an acceptable place to lick
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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