school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
