we have pet lesbian snakes
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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