"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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