Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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