At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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