It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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