we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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