All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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