I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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