so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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