I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You know, be my cock's hype man.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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