I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
