fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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