Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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