Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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