You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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