a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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