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(647): View more from Ontario

fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack

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(816): View more from Missouri

YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!

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(303): View more from Colorado

I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college

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(712): View more from Iowa

Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.

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(815): View more from Illinois

The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.

(928): View more from Arizona

wow.

(815): View more from Illinois

But it's a REALLY good back rub.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.

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(805): View more from California

Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.

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